What is the meaning of life?
"Taking pain," said the nail.
"Taking pain," said the nail.
"Keeping cool," said the ice.
"Driving hard," said the hammer.
"Being up-to-date," said the calendar.
"Being sharp," said the knife.
"Making light around you," said the fire.
"Sticking to it," said the glue.
"Being bright," said the lamp.
"Being on time," said the clock.
"Saving a drop," said the faucet.
And best of all, "Learning from it," said the mistake.